SO I HEARD YOU YOUNG PEOPLE ARE REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT THE 2024 ELECTIONS. WHY? WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE EMACIATED FOSSILS RUNNING FOR OFFICE. OH? ARE YOU LIKE SOME ONLINE ANARCHY HIPSTER OR SOMETHING? NO. WE JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICIANS WHO'LL BE DEAD FROM OLD AGE BEFORE WE ARE 18.