And Thanksgiving isn't an exception... a roman holiday actually

If you dont know, Thanksgiving was really a celebration or killing the natives. Sheesh.

I mean, Easter doesn't have a violent story, so that's one that isn't.

I mean, it does celebrate a guy being betrayed by his friend, tortured, slowly murdered, and then being turned into a zombie.

What about national pie day?

History teacher telling you the truth about the pilgrims be like

Better be a good history teacher

What about *inhale* Halloween critsmas kwanza Hanukkah leap year day of the dead abd snt patrics day

I guess you can say that this can be objective, but really they aren't. I'm just talking about most holidays like valentine's day and some others.

Take columbus day for example, we're celebrating someone who did the same thing the settlers did to the natives of Hisapñola this time.

What does this mean?

It's a Seinfeld reference

look up saint patties