Here we go, again

shapeshifting

but you fall down stairs

waitwaitwait so I fall down the stairs every time I shapeshift?

ye

Deal making

but you lose your family

Jokes on you
I basically already do deal making

Reality-altering

but you turn old

I can alternate reality I can just alternate it so I don't turn old

Power to sprout long, indestructible tendrils with incredible strength

it comes out of your but

The ability to go into alternate universes (including universes that are TV shows because yes)

The antagonist of that universe always knows where you are

Damn it

I can turn into any type of dragon I want (and gain the abilities of said dragon, this includes magical powers)

You are constantly hunted by Grimmel the Grisly that can't die

Who the f**k is Grimmel the Grisly?

A dragon hunter/main antagonist from HTTYD 3

Ok. *turns into my OC Stardust, then yeets him into the sun because I can* Problem solved. *shifts back*

God powers

but you shit all the time

I am immune to side effects bc they're God powers and i can change reality

demigod powers

same thing tho

To be immune to whatever the person replies to.

You can use magic

Okay,i'm not fond of magic anyways.

The power to turn people into perfectly cooked turkey w/ a side of mac n cheese + mashed potatoes

But if you eat it, it gives you diarrhea

I already have the power of stealing p**ises so I don't need a new one

But you die when you do it

i can change into m fursona

But you can't speak human languages while in your fursona form

I’m the first reply, choose a side affect from the rest of the replies here.

i onkly hav eone choice

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