Because....
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXX!!!!!
I'M NOT DOING SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BECOME SEX!!!
I'VE BECOME SEX!!!!!!!!!!
DEFINETLY BECOME SEX!!!!!!!!!
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!