Can anyone find this relatable, or is it just me?

yep
i was eating some noodle yesterday and my friend said some funny shit (it's like 8pm my time) so I choked on the noodles and the restaurant staff though I was dying-

OOF

yeah

That drink tho-

FantasyTale!Bubbles: (Hits the beast in the back of the head)
The Beast: (Collapses)

..

Me: Phew...
FantasyTale!Bubbles: You guys okay?

I'm good

Me: Same here..
FantasyTale!Bubbles: In that case, I must be on my way. Gotta defeat some dragon. (She jumps down from the tree and leaves)

.-.

Me: ..She's gonna need someone to help her.

I can't kill a dragon cus' I'm part dragon ;-;

Me: And I have a no-kill policy (At least until someone messes w/ my friends). Wait. (Gets an idea)

?

[Fell, Fresh, and Classic?]

[How da fauq did you read my mind-]

[Um.. coincidence?]

[I think not(Sorry)]

[I just guessed. ;-;]

[I have to google the highlighter ;-;-;-;]

[OOF]

[I'm doing him first to get him out of the way]

LATER...
FantasyTale!Bubbles: (Sits next to a tree) I'm never going to get-eth to the dragon's lair at this rate! If only I got a horse before leaving the village. (Sigh)

[What beast should I do next for the Werewolf au?-]

[🦇🧛‍♂️]
FantasyTale!Bubbles: (Hears something in the distance) ?

[There's none from what I'm seeing]

[Vampires.]
FantasyTale!Bubbles: (Hears something in the distance) ?

[I know. but there are no vampire bases on DeviantArt]

[OOF ;-;]

[So do I do Wickerbeast like Cross or no-]

[yes]

[k. AU's for Wickerbeast? I need 3]

Me: I think I know who could help. (Hint: Half Nightmare Sans, half horse)

really?? him??

Me: Just trust me on this one.
MEANWHILE..
FantasyTale!Bubbles: (Going through the forest)

[what to do-]

Asker: What other options do we have? Cherry and Tooflless can't do it, because the latter is part-dragon, the former has a no-kill policy, and everyone else is out of the house on errands.

...

Asker 2: (Sigh) I'll go get him. Hey goopy horse boi, you're on!
Me: (Facepalms) Welp, here we go.

;-;

Me: (Hugs you)

thanks
[so I did the 4 dragons, what beast should I do now?]

What makes this even funnier is that it's a Disney Hercules reference.

[Basically it's that one scene where Hades flips out when he finds out his henchmen were using Hercules merchandise, but it's in Dreamtale.]

lmao

XD
FantasyTale!Bubbles: Believe me, I've seen that movie. Basically, messing with Hades is like trying to pull a fire-breathing dragon by the tail. Either way, you're toast.

Just gonna let you note: Do not hit my back, otherwise your f**ked

FantasyTale!Bubbles: (Hides somewhere in the trees) ..

no need to hide tho. as if it would ever happen

Me: Actually, if she hides in the trees, then that means she spotted some sort of beast headed this way, so we should probably get out of here.

But I am a beast .-.

Me: (Just picks you up and runs)
The Beast: (RUNNING TOWARDS US)

! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-