SO WHAT DO WE GOT ON THE OBSIDIAN NETWORK? OKAY EVERYBODY, NOIR LARP IN THE HOLODECK AT 9 HUNDRED SHARP! SKIP! I AM YOUR ABANDONED PET CAPTAIN FLUFFY DUNE! LUKE, NOOOOO! TRIPLE SKIP! AND THAT'S WHY I STARTED WEARING TRADITIONAL KLINGON PAIN THONGS. NOW THERE'S SOME JUICY GOSSIP!