TO BECOME A DOCTOR.... YOU HAVE TO ENDURE 10+ YEARS OF COLLEGE AND RESIDENCY PROGRAMS, SADDLE YOURSELF WITH CRIPPLING STUDENT LOAN DEBT, AND CARRY MASSIVE INSURANCE PROTECTION SO AN ANGRY 500 LBS PATIENT ON WELFARE CAN'T SUE YOUR LICENSE AWAY; MEANWHILE A 14 YEAR OLD CAN DYE THEIR HAIR BLUE, UPLOAD TIK TOK VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES PLAYING ROBLOX WHILE INCOHERENTLY TRIPPING BALLS ON SPEED... AND EARN AN INCOME SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN THE DOCTOR?