how i got my Eevee

He is having a panic attack thanks to PTSD of the Vietnamese war

the Eevee go abandoned by his previous owner due to an inability to evolve

Poor eevee

yeah

You online even when I’m at school?

its 5:58 pm for me rn

It’s 12 am for me now

k its 9:00 PM for me

It’s 9 am for me now

its 7pm for me now

Now I can calculate where you live (just kiddin I’m to lazy to do it)

6:35 PM for me

OH HELL NO!

K U R W A T R O N I C 3 0 0 0

look buddy if you attack poland you attack france and britain
don't wanna start a thing here

then leave him alone

allies?

yes

good

also i directed the napalm at furries

why?
reference to the winged hussars, aka the polish lancer division that f**ked everyone over

yeah your right *sabaton intensifes*

n a p a l m

ow my het
* legoland building speed *

we need to leave vietnam alone or the hangry soviet will come and eat us O_O

oh no