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yes

not you
you’re annoying.

thats reasonable

When "David Ortiz" makes an out, do you think he prefers to do it by cranking one to the warning track, or hitting a feeble pop-up to the catcher?

ohwow

what cha wanna talk about?

👁n👁

>W<

well then...
*yawns*
Im tired... and I may be drunk I dunno- but the odd thing is I didn't have anything to drink... not even water-

👁👄👁

if you're drunk how can you type

drunk people can do lots of things.

hey, i’m your gf and i’m horny uwu

you aren't my gf-

and my gf doesn't just openly say "UwU Mavrick~ Im kinda Horny UwU~"

Then what does she do
hide it?

she sorta... subtlety slips it into convo sometimes...
or we start cuddling and then it sorta just happens-

you a bad hormy man

why cause I like sex?
do YOU like sex?

yeh
f**k no—

k
*sus look*

anyway... I gtg now-
I should be back online same time I was last night.

so... see ya! *hugs before I go*
*and now Im gone*
*still gone*
*wait if Im gone how can I press "post comment?"*
*oh lord-*
*well shit*
*comes back and presses the button and then leaves again*

;n; *deppres*

oh- well... guess I can be on for one more minute...
*huggo again*
please don't be deppres-
Ack- now I leave again!
cya Cinnybun!

👁👄👁is it fun
do you like it

yes
yes

Ok maybe you just had the worlds biggest machado kwikset or you literally just made a meme about laksers of madomes

once i had a dream about having sex with my best friend aeugh

o.o
I never had a sex dream- dunno why, I just never had-
I had dreams that got REALLY close- but never sex

how tho smh

yeah! thats what Im saying!
but I guess since I have had sex IRL I don't need sex dreams :/

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MF IVE hAD SEGGS AND I STilL WANT IT AEUGH BUGYVF

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lmao- I dunno I want seggs dreams too- it just doesn't happen :/

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:D JUST GO WITHOUT SEX FOR A REALLY LONG TIME

ay!!!!
I haven't nutted at all this month so... so far so good :3

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have you visited my mum

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yes I haz

I think you just ate a whole box of fries or my dad bought the ugliest dog.

pfff-

you fucc her >:[

um-
not recently...

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME LOVERBOY

uM-
Thats personal...

But off topic-
You ever just scroll through yt and see a recomended Video "Pokimane Pokigasm" or "Pokimane does her dance (Hot)" like- I think poki is cute and all- but why does yt recommend me videos I haven't even tried to find similar content of-

yes
idk, do not question the ways of the tube

wasn't even lying either-

o-O

yeah...
But anyway... Time to ask a very controversal question

Who is the Hottest Youtuber/Twitch streamer you know? and send one pic of them that defends your statement

OwO shrecky sexpia~

o.o

anything ig

okay...
Well... Im bad at starting convo's so I thought you may have a convo starter

YA LIKE JAZZ?

actually- no I don't-
I dunno I guess the randomness of it is what I don't like-

DO YA LIKE ASS?

nO-

pussy?

yeah.

simple man
i like you

thank you...
I had a dream with you in it the other night.
Not just you had a few other people,
My gf, a few IRL friends, Yachi... and some other people...
but yeah :3

no problem my good sir
o-O
:0
w O a H
was i high? wut was i doin :O

Um-
I don't remember all of it.
I was in my room when one of my IRL friends dragged me out and you and my gf were on a table playing Monopoly (yes. ON the table...) so I sat down next to Yachi who was on the couch nearby- and then I forgor a lot of it-
but thats really it- wasn't like a big meaningful dream- just a random one :3