beans weird temp

What?

my best friend showed me his balss

that's funny

so i cried

should've touched it

*hug* are you ok-

no.

Did he put them in yo jaws

no.

Were they big

yes

Did you want to suck iy

no im acesexual

Why are sexually attracted to playing cards

ace means i dont feel sexual atraction

No it's a playing card

It*

Well fuc

it was big and hairy and wet for some reason and i just started crying

yeah, well balls are like that. except for the wet part. typically they aren't wet

Maybe it was wet cause he- nevermind

what kind of crying? was is laughing crying or sad crying?

I- *pat pat*

daddy help im scared

Did you just call me daddy

you know you liked it

-///- shut up

;)

ohok

one of my best friends lied to me about his entire life, (pretended to be rich but hangs out in a free after school daycare program0 and scammed me out of 20 bucks saying it cost money to go to his ex's funeral after she committed sucide (he's never even had a gf)
i was fine with this
we were in the bouncy house at a rec center. i'm sitting crosslegged. he reaches out and touches moy privates not only without permission but in front of SMOL CHIRREN
so i shouted "BIIIIIIITCH" and the cut all ties with him because yeah

im going to fuking murder him

i'm gonna do something worse
i'm going to tell his m o t h e r

:0 oh sHeet

i was gonna tell his gf but then i realized he doesn't really have one and his mom's easier to contact anyways

OoOOoOOoO looser

the weird thing is, the "coaches" that worked at the after school program saw and did nothing

this was awful to read. who says chirren?

me, because i am still addicted to vine and f**k being easy to understand

Aw yes, I loved molesting chirren.

four big guys and they bust on my eyes
they eat my ass, just like apple pie
if they keep f+ckin’ me like this i might just die
they pipe my booty til’ cry
he l!ck my d+ck and the cum start drippin’
i took a bite out of his ass it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
he throw me up in the air my booty flippin’
he dug his b+lls in my booty like he scotty pippen
met the n+gga last night
then i rode his d+ck like a bike
he’s so thicc he looks like a dyk+
but that’s okay cause i think his name mike
jordan, he f+ck me while recordin’
he sent me b+tt pics this mornin’
hands down the greatest nudes i’ve recieved
i love when i receive his bbc