how to make a amazing bowl of child noodles
1.) find a child between the ages 1- 10
A.) ages 1 - 2 have more flavor
B.) ages 3 - 5 are more tinder
C.) ages 6 - 10 come in larger portions for the entire family
2.) kill them
3.) cut out there eyes (you will need them later
4.) chop every lim and then put them in a blender
5.) take out a bag of noodles
6.) boil the noodles
7.) once done put the noodles and the blended child in a bowl
8.) put the eyes from a while ago into sliced portions
9.) evenly place the sliced in the bowl
10.) add pepper and salt
11.) enjoy👍
