And this bean, is who Lucas simps for

Lux: -////-

Lucas: :3?

Lux blushing purple*

Lucas: what?

Lux: nothing -//-

Lucas: ^w^

:33333

Get in the pot
We’re making MRE

Lucas: D O N O T F U C K I N G T O U C H H E R

Hans: oman a simp
: pew pew pew :

Lucas: .they didn't hurt

hans: ok here have a jagdpanzer 38(t)

Lucas: .. *sets it on fire* really?

hans: you fool
IT’S MADE OUT OF WET CARDBOARD

Lucas: and?

Hans:
It’s just a prototype

Lucas: huh

Vietnamball would hide in a tree ( for some reason )

That's a high quality bean you got there

Lucas: Y o u t o u c h . y o u D I E

Kingyeet: Touch

Lucas: RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *shtab*

Kingyeet: Look at that...I've been impaled :)

Carmen: what if i...Just-

Lucas: my dad is Ink.

Carmen: mine are Classic and fell, and your mother?

Lucas: *goes silent* ...

Carmen: oh... is she?

Lucas: I don't talk about mother... she's alive.. but I don't talk about her...

Carmen: hmm, i see..

Lucas: anyways...

Carmen: We gonna continue?

Lucas: if you mean the fight, then I've already won

Carmen: Nah bro, having an edgy dad does not mean ill need to-

Lucas: I'm a demon -_-

Lucas: ?

Carmen: steal her? [>°v°]>

Lucas: *eye goes black with one red line in it* D o n ' t y o u f u c k i n g d a r e

Carmen: *summons 2 gaster blaster* ay bro, we can talk about this-

Lucas: you have blasters to? ha.. I have my own..

(shes a skele monster, kustard child, i cant draw skeletons-)
Carmen: Uh- this aint gonna be good- *gets in a fight stance*

(oh)
Lucas: wait. stop for a sec

Carmen: uh, yeah?

Lucas: It appears that we are both kids of AU's. well My dad is an AU, my mom isn't.

Carmen: yep, we are.