.

No, I guess I f**king don't Dylan. Sheesh. You can go tell Lauren I've had enough of your bullshit.

...we both know this is a one-sided love story, Dylan.

When you proposed to me I was so happy, but.... deep in my heart I always knew you couldn't bring yourself to truly love me like I do for you 😔. You don't have to force yourself, dear.

Don't make this harder than it already is... uhhh- tf is your name- ...
I want to be with you cuz you understand me, cuz you're the only person who does. It's just the idea of love and shit, I can't get myself to... *breaks into tears*
It's hard for me, babe. . . I'm sorry.

I made one for you, you make one for me. Smth with an N. I chose Dylan cuz D.

I feel the same way...
*looks away dramatically* don't force yourself... it'll only hurt me more. I'm sorry but... you have to leave.... *kisses* goodbye, Dylan.

YAYAYAAYAYAY
2 BIRTHDAYSSSSS

WHAT NOW VECTOR.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH MY NOW EX-HUSBAND? U G H - *throws wedding ring to the ground*

*sNiff snIFf*
WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You chose Dylan cuz you like the D? 😏

(This is getting out of hand)
Don't f**king leave uhhhhh- hhhh- N- nig- don't f**king leave... I'm drunk and I don't have a job, I can't pay the bills, I can't pay the rent, can't cook, can't feed the cat, can't satisfy my never-ending sexual urge, can't f**king do anything on my own.
I know you deserve better than this... and I cAn be better- just give me chance, babe 🥺

....DRIZZY- only your D 😏😏 nO- DRIZZY-

(I know. I'm sorry, but I'm dying of laughter rn- what the actual f**k is this)
*WHEEEEZE* DRI- I MEAN DYLAN sTOp THAT- you're w h i t e . (in this erp- I MEAN RP- unless😏)

....oH DyLaN *bursts into tears* I love you to much to let you go🥺. And our cat died two weeks ago.

You have unlimited access to my D.

You really want to have an erp with a w h i t e guy 💀 ugh-

WTF HOW TF COULD YOU LET THE F**KING CAT DIE YOU- shit. I can't even swear at you, ye know?

How shall I use this information😏😏😏😏

Who said I wanted to have an erp with Dylan, aka the white guy, when I have Drizzy😏

YOU FED HIM TOO MUCH AND HE DIED CUZ OF A HEART ATTACK- WHAT THE F**K DO CATS DIE OF- I TOLD YOU I WANTED A DOG- YOU LITTLE BI- b i - b- biT- B- *sigh* same here.

G o o d . But I won't hehe~~ I don't get horny, puberty has probably f**ked me I guess.

*intensifies the sexy fuçking of the sexy erp*

* r e l i e f much*
Children are a pain, but we'll make some more... and sell them for fur blobs, I wish we could make fur blobs the same way 😏

You must not. Except in times of dire need 😏😏😏

Oh hell yes. *AhEm* ye sure.

Let's have a pussy and a doge now, two f**king fur blobs in the house.

Oh 😏? I'll try to refrain myself.

*does the sexy fúcking of the sexy erp*

We don't have money for tha- wait.... *goes on dark web and sells our two kids*
*proceeds to use the money to adopt two f**king fur blobs*

So you saying "can't satisfy my never-ending sexual urge" was a l i e ?

*intensifies the hotness and horni of the much sexy fuçking of the sexy erp*

Same. Your fault for not wearing a condom.
NO. N o . Don't say that. What woman would want furless puppies coming out out of their pussy.

I was uhhh- in character.

you're clearly better at this, I forgot to sleep at night and my brain's dead now.

I won't wear a condom, it's a matter of honor 👽 I shall pull out in times of need.
I didn't think about that... I mean they're soft and smol and stuff, wouldn't it feel good?

I'm still confused if we're in character or not.

It's okay, I love you, go sleep.

N O . It'd be slimy and bloody and- uGh. Yk when a horse gives birth how slimy it is? It's v e r y slimy. It'd be like that. And the animal wouldn't even be cute yet.

Half.

Too late. I love you too. But I'll watch one more episode and sleep now.

O h . . . ye, I get it. But human babies look way worse.

bRuV. O n e ep always turns into ten. Then fifteen. And so on.

I had to watch my brother be birthed... that shi hurt.

It did. It was worth it.

O h s h i t .

Mf you still on?

I slept four hours. Enough.

*noms on popcorn*

Bruh 💀

yeah!
beat dylans ass nar! Im here for you!

s h u t
t h e
f u c k
u p 💀

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not trying to beat him... 😔😔 It's complicated 😔

yeah sure
whos dick can i crack like a glowstick?

I was physically hurt reading that.

*sigh*
Vector, I think you're high again.

SO WAS YER MOM WHEN I F**KED HER SCREEEEEE
*runs*

I'LL NEVER BE SORRY DYLAN, I'M TAKING THE KIDS-

That'd be nice. Can I have the tv remote back now?

....Yeah sure.

*aHeM* Anyways, what do you want for dinner, love?

Y o u ~ 😉😏 hehe ~ ~ ~

Make sure the kids don't hear us 😏😏~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Didn't even know we had kids, but fine. We could make more 😏😏 ~ ~ ~ ~

I literally said "I'll take the kids" ~ ~ ~ are you dumb😏~ ~

I don't like kids, can't we make something else?
Like... strawberry milkshake together?

Perhaps that would be more romantic.

I think so too. Ya like strawberry milkshake? 😏

Yeah I do 😏😏😏😏😏😏

Another excuse to love you.

You need excuses to love me🥺?

I feel like I want to love, but I can't. Cuz it's too damn problematic for my brain.
It's pretty fuçked up, but I want to love you 🥺

It was born h e r e .

W
o
a
h
.

You had to watch your brother's birth.

y e .

I was 10 . _ . and my grandmother and stepdad were there too. But my eyes were closed most of the time,, it was at t h a t moment I decided I will never have kids .

I'm so sorry you
had to
go through

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