CLASSMATES: WE’RE SICK OF SHOW OFFS LYING, USING ARBITRARILY LONG WORDS, AND RUINING PEOPLE’S REPUTATIONS; ME: OK, I CAN HELP YOU DEAL WITH THAT; ME: *DOES LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT THEY DIDN’T LIKE ABOUT THE PREVIOUS SHOWOFF*; CLASSMATES: HEY, DON’T DO THAT, IT’S BAD MORALS AND WE DON’T LIKE IT; ME: