im back

Kemuri: “. . .oh, great. What are you doing here, little man?”
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bf: ok i quit *throws gun on the ground, grabs her cigarette, throws it on the gun and burns it*

“H-hey-!

*a big chungus appears from the heavens* big chungus:I may not belong in this rp but I’m big chungus and smoking is bad kids 😳😳😳

Kemuri: “yeah, no sh*t. Incase you haven’t known me for a while, I’m TRYING to die.’

Big chungus:call the suicide hotline suicide doesent get you into the Garfield afterlife

Kemuri: “no sh*t, Sherlock. My whole job is centered around the paranormal, I KNOW.’

Big chungus:aight look why do you want to die so much? did a loved one of yours perish or some crap? I’m freaking big chungus who came from heaven to tell you not to die

Kemuri: “spot on, bunny man.”

Big chungus:here *le resurects the funni smok man* be happy now and remember dying on purpose is gay dying on accident is funny

Kemuri: “I’m aroace.”

Big chungus: nobody cares

*fades away back into the heavens

bf: who the-

Kemuri: “give that back

(Afk

bf: i was at garcello's funeral and i got hired for assasin

Kemuri: “who the f*ck came to my pop’s funeral that hired you as an Assassin!?”

bf: some lemon head

Kemuri: “. . .i did NOT invite him-“

bf: idk he just came

Kemuri: “well why does he want me dead?”

bf: he said hes making some special soup, but he said he needed a special ingredient, but idk what it was. He gave me this gun and told me to kill a few people, but idk why?

Kemuri: “well don’t kill me- I’m gonna taste like ectoplasm and ash.”

bf: wait TASTE?!?!?!?!

Kemuri: “that dude eats people, little man.”

(y e s)
Unfair Bambi: YOU CHEATER!

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"HALLO" *she pulled up dua( 2 in malay ) guns*

Guest: Omae wa mou shindeiru

Kira: *pets*

bf: this is the reaction i get after being missing for 2 months while holding a glock11?

Kira: yesh

bf: *switches the gun with an AR15 and loads it*

Kira: cool

Adam: WOAH WOAH BF IT’S JUST ME PUT THE GUN DOWN-

bf: it was already too late

Adam: Wait what do mean by…

bf: cause she moved to hawaii :(

Adam: Why didn’t you go with her? Is she with somebody else or something?

bf: oh it is you

Adam: Who the heck gave you a gun in the first place…?

bf: da lemon head

Adam: Wait- why does he want me dead? I’m literally a normal person… normal…

bf: he said hes making some special soup, but he said he needed a special ingredient, but idk what it was. He gave me this gun and told me to kill a few people, but idk why?

Adam: …I feel in need of lemonade.

bf: he is at garcellos funeral

Adam: I thought his funeral already happened a month ago-

bf: yea, lemon lives right next to him, and i mean NEXT NEXT to him

Adam: I thought that lemon was going to eat gf…

Impostor: tight ass little man