im back

Kemuri: “. . .oh, great. What are you doing here, little man?”
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bf: i was at garcello's funeral and i got hired for assasin

Kemuri: “who the f*ck came to my pop’s funeral that hired you as an Assassin!?”

bf: some lemon head

Kemuri: “. . .i did NOT invite him-“

bf: idk he just came

Kemuri: “well why does he want me dead?”

bf: he said hes making some special soup, but he said he needed a special ingredient, but idk what it was. He gave me this gun and told me to kill a few people, but idk why?

Kemuri: “well don’t kill me- I’m gonna taste like ectoplasm and ash.”

bf: wait TASTE?!?!?!?!

Kemuri: “that dude eats people, little man.”

bf: ok i quit *throws gun on the ground, grabs her cigarette, throws it on the gun and burns it*

(Afk

“H-hey-!

*a big chungus appears from the heavens* big chungus:I may not belong in this rp but I’m big chungus and smoking is bad kids 😳😳😳

Kemuri: “yeah, no sh*t. Incase you haven’t known me for a while, I’m TRYING to die.’

Big chungus:call the suicide hotline suicide doesent get you into the Garfield afterlife

Kemuri: “no sh*t, Sherlock. My whole job is centered around the paranormal, I KNOW.’

Big chungus:aight look why do you want to die so much? did a loved one of yours perish or some crap? I’m freaking big chungus who came from heaven to tell you not to die

Kemuri: “spot on, bunny man.”

Big chungus:here *le resurects the funni smok man* be happy now and remember dying on purpose is gay dying on accident is funny

Kemuri: “I’m aroace.”

Big chungus: nobody cares

*fades away back into the heavens

bf: who the-

Kemuri: “give that back

Cotton Candy: ...

bf: i got hired for assassin

Cotton Candy: Nobody asked...

bf: you just did

Cotton Candy: No I didn't-
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bf: yes you did

Cotton Candy: :/

bf: shut up

Cotton Candy: Fine...

bf: it was some lemon head at garcello's funeral

bf: but have you seen kawaii anywhere?

Cotton Candy: why in StarClan's name are you looking fur the angry tormented trauma-filled puppet kittydog?

bf: o

bf: idk i havent seen anyone for 2 months

Cotton Candy: Well, your best bet of finding Kawaii is if you go to Cloudtree.

bf: alright *does a fricking jutsu and teleports to the cloudtree* kawaii?

(Cloudtree's my OC's home planet, not a literal cloudy tree-)
Kawaii: *sleeping*

bf: hey you look kinda different

Kawaii: *murmuring* Of course I do, what were you expecting...?

bf: idk

Kawaii: *scratching at the pavement, then pads away*

bf: and when did this place exist?

Kawaii: A VERY LONG TIME BEFUR THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED!

Impostor: tight ass little man