Rittenhouse was acquitted, but his eternal shame shall be forever recorded in n e w m e m e t e m p l a t e s

Tell me you're smoking copium without telling me you're smoking copium.

We’ll be mad about this for a couple days and move on. It’s a news-cycle story.

Meanwhile Rittenhouse will have to live with being an O.J. like figure in the American imagination for the rest of his life.

And oh yeah. Biden is s t i l l y o u r P r e s i d e n t

Yes, Biden did win the 2020 election, and it was not stolen by fraud. But Kyle Rittenhouse was trying to defend himself from people who were attacking him.

Good deal, you inhabit reality.

His self-defense claims were murky at best. Poor judgment for being there at all. A liar about his age and about not being a paramedic. But yes, this is a situation that can reasonably be seen two different ways, unlike the outcome of the 2020 election.

In the meantime — you’re looking for heroes of Kenosha, look no further than Jump-Kick Man