LOL

tik tok?
more like thot tok

lol

when ur not a simp and ur irl gf is a tiktoker

now that’s a valuable exception

yeah but she has more simps than dodge hellcat horsepower

she really only likes me tho

o wow
well ig u’re lucky to have a popular gf, no popular girl would ever pay attention to me lol

she may be popular online, but i have like everything except twitter and my biggest chunk of popularity (online) is my family

irl i'm about as popular as a ford F-150, which is literally most popular American vehicle

but like 99% of her irl friends are fu*king bitches that would rather me jump off a cliff even tho i didn't do fu*k to them

oof, yea that’s how friends tend to be around their friends’ bfs/gfs

there are some nice ones