.

OOF-
You got a gf???

Nuh, just making memes about it.
Sad life.

Oof-
Facts

💀

Sed lyfe.

Very .

who yo imgflip gf

Wot are you even going to do with it. . . U g h - go search for the Sacred Vibrator. Leave meh alone.

N o b o d y .

papa grande i found something weird in mums closet idk what it is

*hands you vibrator*

Please stop going through your mom's closet.
Dig up a bit more and you'll start finding dead children too.

is that where my siblings are hiding?

Yes, dead siblings.
They died because they found the Sacred Vibrator in yo momma's closet. It is said that anyone who's laid eyes on it has died of an excruciating orgasm on the spot... except your mom.

o h n o

Shush. Do not talk about the Sacred Vibrator, not even with your mother.
Now put this thing where you found it and uhhh- hhhh- just go.

*turns it on*

-_______- bitch. Get out.

*turns it off*
*takes it to meh room*

GIVE IT BACK I FOUND IT FIRST
*pounds on door*

I’ve seen the whole video. Even showed my parents

A y y y y y y y
I did too, didn't know whether to be sad or laugh at it.

I laughed the whole time. It was just kind of abrupt it’s just out of no where “why are you gay?”

And they just keep on explaining how they're NoT gay.

Because they became a transformer(this is a joke don’t cancel me)

omg transphobic joke!!11!!1!
#CancelTugBoat
#LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+

#alphabetpeopleforlife
(Another joke I don’t mean this)

Alphabet squad.
Don't worry, I make jokes like this all day and never say that I don't mean it.

Good, I just don’t feel like dealing with someone who WILL do sum abt it

What