Lakes seem to be more dangerous than riding a motorcycle blindfolded. At least you won't get STDs until you get off the bike.

AS IF SWIMMING IN NATURE ISN'T DANGEROUS ​ENOUGH WITH BRAIN EATING AMOEBA, RUSTY FISHING HOOKS, BROKEN BOTTLES, MOSQUITOS, SHARKS, GIARDIA, CRYPTOSPORIDIUM OR SOMEONE PEEING IN THE WATER NEXT TO YOU...NOW THIS??? 11 YEAR OLD GIRL CONTRACTS GONORRHEA AFTER SWIMMING IN ITALIAN LAKE