?: Do not give me any of that sarcasm. If you don’t remember, I said if you touch the snake you die. He is still right next to you. He touches you, you still die.
*The snake hisses*
“Awww. I know how to prevent snakes from attacking. You have to hold it’s chin and prevent it from trying to go into a spring position but I can’t do that since I’ll die if I touch it”