Sie meme man's deposition

Do you swear to tell the truth?

Yep. (Take notes, Sugas)

That's cheating.

Geez

It was a joke.

Ik, ik

When did you first become aware of the serial killings?

Through Green News when it was reported an unknown man that looked like the General was slaughtered. Then, we kept close eyes on all parts on Imgflip_Presidents and main monuments through spies in hotels.

What can you tell us about the terrorist bombings?

We discovered about all the plots through CCTV footage and paper plots in the now shut and tore down Turtle’s Mine. Other than that, when we discovered Turtle was blowing up North Carolina Party Hotel, we sent some security guards to all cities.

Can you provide any links or memes indicating Mine Turtle's or American Sargent's involvement with these crimes?

Here was the first piece of evidence of Turtle’s plots that I already sent you.
imgflip.com/i/5u1jrk#com15476747

Here was some CCTV footage of plots.
imgflip.com/i/5u1jrk#com15476824

Is there anything else you would like to tell the court?

Oh, I forgot about this question:
No, I don’t

Thanks for your testimony!