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Trial prep | ATTORNEY GENERAL SURLYKONG NEEDS YOUR HELP; We need: 
●volunteer lawyers to defend the accused; ●witness statements from anyone affected by the terrorism; ●A secretary to assist the court with it's case. (I will pay you if the bank ever comes back.) | image tagged in lawyer kong,pepe party announcement,attorney general,courtroom | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
186 views 8 upvotes Made by SurlyKong69 3 years ago in IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS
16 Comments
1 up, 3y,
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I can be the lawyer
1 up, 3y,
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Thank you. Can you come up with a defense for Mine Turtle & American Sargent? If so, you will get the case unless they can find someone to defend them.
1 up, 3y,
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acutally idk if i can
1 up, 3y,
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If not, we will go with someone else. Defending them might not be easy.
1 up, 3y
k
1 up, 3y,
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Witness Statement:

I, Sir.MemeMan, was reported by one of my security guards that Mine_Turtle has a corporation HQ in Texas called ‘Turtle Mines’. This was where he made all those plots to blow the buildings like ‘The North Carolina Party Hotel’, Turtle’s first attack location.
1 up, 3y,
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Interesting!
1 up, 3y,
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That business has since been shut down and the building tore down.
1 up, 3y,
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So we only have the info secand hand?
1 up, 3y,
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I tore it down after we got the main evidence.
1 up, 3y,
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Ah ha! They left it in writing! We better get that to the forensic lab!
1 up, 3y,
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And CCTV footage as well.
1 up, 3y
They never checked for cameras? Amateur hour!
1 up, 3y,
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lol, make sure you keep me posted on this so I can hold the trial
1 up, 3y,
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I'll have to have 48 hours to try to get the Sargent and the Turtle to cooperate.
Once they've had their chance, we can have the trail without em, and you can do as you will.
1 up, 3y
ok lol
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    ATTORNEY GENERAL SURLYKONG NEEDS YOUR HELP; We need: ●volunteer lawyers to defend the accused; ●witness statements from anyone affected by the terrorism; ●A secretary to assist the court with it's case. (I will pay you if the bank ever comes back.)