did i spell uncomftab- u n c o m f t a - UnComdT- nvm.

Success

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Look above

Above w h e r e

You are now itchy

Ironic bc I j u s t took a shower.

I said your itchy

*you're

B u t -

S m h

Hey mommy, 😏

Queen, thats more likely to make me h o r n y -

I'm sorrrrrry 😭

It's alr-

*seductively rubs your wall while making eye contact*
(Lord pls help I'm laughing at my own thing)

I saw *seductively rubs your WAIST* and was like 😳

Lmaooo- I'm really uncomdeiuxdgyudsegEDYGXDUYGDX I CANT F**KING spell- sorry *ahem* I'm more like "you can't feel THAT single right?"

LMFAO
nah ur uncomfortable now. And no I don't feel single I make others feel single B)

Well I always feel single so this is g r e a t

HAH GET WRECKED N00B

*intense staring*

*looks away for shit*
YEAH EYE CONTACT ISN'T MY THING.

Pfft-

not trying to make you uncomfortable but an ant bit my tongue once idk what to say

O u c h . . .

Like a fire ant?
And what the f u c k does getrealsexual mean

not a fire ant-
idk what type it was

and what do you mean you dont know what getrealsexual is??/?//? you are extremely getrealphobic!1!!1!!1!!

getrealsexual is a joke sexuality lmao

Still tho o u c h

Obviously lmao-

y e a h -

lmao

Look above the image in the new section

wHerE

*facepalm*

BRO
I'M NOT SMART

How do you not know this?

Why are his feet so s m o l