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The President’s motor had made the 120 degree turn on Elm Street and the crowds have thinned out. The limo driver picks up the pace coming close to bumping the lead car. Mrs. Connolly makes a comment about people of Dallas loving the President and suddenly their is a loud rifle sound, and Kennedy has been hit. Greer stomps on the accelerator as a hail of bullets wiz by, some striking the limo. JFK is rushed to Parkland Hospital, where his wound to his upper right back will operated on.

Hoover calls RFK, stating that his brother has been wounded, leaving Bobby to think that the wound might be fatal. A day later RFK visits John at Parkland, who is recuperating nicely. “I found out they had Republican doctors operating on me Bobby. I might be able to carry the State of Texas without Lyndon,” the President joked, as a nervous Jackie forced a smile.

Bobby told the President, as soon as he can be moved, he needs to go to Hyannisport to recuperate, as it wasn’t safe to be in Texas.

The President asks Bobby the status of the assassins that tried to kill him. Jackie quietly murmurs, “Communists.”

Bobby looks at Jackie and shakes his head. “That’s what Hoover is pushing. I’m not buying it. A guy by the name of Oswald has been taken into custody. Hoover is claiming he fired all the shots! He has ties to organized crime.”

“You’re talking about Hoover?” joked John.

“John I got to get serious. This looks like a Mob / CIA hit. We are in Lyndon’s backyard, and he is just a heart away from being President. I’ve ordered the US Marshals to takeover security, as I don’t fully trust the Secret Service. But as long as you are in Texas, the medical treatment and drugs you receive, can be suspect. Why even the largest bouquet in the room, given by Lyndon, could be putting off deadly fumes, as far as I know.”

“Bobby’s the family worrier,” teased John, trying to ease Jackie’s growing concerns.

John would recover from his wound. Oswald was assassinated two days after the assassination attempt. Bobby created a special task force, made up of government investigation agencies, cutting out Hoover. The FBI agents on RFK’s task force answered solely to the US Attorney General, bypassing FBI Director Hoover.

Organized crime, starting with New Orleans Mob boss Carlos Marcello was under intense scrutiny, as RFK sought to destroy his operation, believing he was behind the assassin hit.

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The CIA was further split up by Presidential orders, into divisions, independent of each other. The Soviet Union was absolved of any wrong doing, as Oswald was stated at not taking orders from either the Soviets or Castro Cubans. JFK took this opportunity to seek better relations with both these countries, and stating that restriction nuclear threats was crucial for the survival of the world, as his assassination could have led to a nuclear holocaust.

Castro responds by seeking closer ties with the US. In Vietnam, JFK sees the situation as deteriorating rather than improving since the assassination of Diem. Kennedy state in the 1964 campaign, that American soldiers shouldn’t fight in an Asian war that should be fought by Asians themselves. The President opens secret negotiation with Ho Chi Minh about American establishing normal relations with them, after the 1964 elections, in return for an independent South Vietnam free of Viet Cong attacks.

The Senate corruption investigation of Bobby Baker, the former Secretary of the Senate under Lyndon Johnson, now ensnares Vice President LBJ. Rumor abound that Johnson might have been behind the JFK Dallas assassination attempt. Both John and Bobby remain mum on this issue, as the media digs in Johnson selling of political favor.

Free of LBJ being on the 1964, JFK looks for a running mate that will capture Southern votes. JFK takes limited actions in advancing Civil Rights causes before the 1964 election, so not to lose Southern support, with the intention of changing that course after the election.

With JFK’s platform of not sending US troops to fight in Vietnam, and supporting gradual greater support of Civil Rights, Kennedy wins overwhelmingly the 1964 election.

Hoover is force to accept Federal mandatory retirement on Jan. 1, 1965, his 70th birthday. RFK is overjoyed and seeks to appoint a organized crime fighting FBI Director. The assassination hit is spreading into the CIA, organized crime, Texas oil men, LBJ associates. Ruby is seen as mob hitman. Other planned assassination sites were Chicago and Miami, just weeks before Dallas. The same style of hit.

JFK seems to have found his mortality can happen at any time, with the loss of his son Patrick weighing on him. A spiritual conversion has settled upon him. He takes it one day at a time, but having Jackie with him, he now sees as a blessing. Told that Jackie is expecting once again, Jack smiles and lights a cigar.

It was the summer of 2001, and Joe meets Patrick and he's like "yo, I know about music." then Patrick's like "yo I know more about music!" "that's impossible. so you wanna start a band?" and Patrick's like, "yeah that's cool." and then, he's like "yo this is a book store not a music store." and then they met at Patrick's house. so Patrick's wearing shorts, socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some f**kin' reason and then Pete's there for some reason. and they start playing music together and they're like "oh, let's play some covers from some other bands." it was like Green Day, and f**kin' Misfits, and f**kin' Ramones. Pete said to Joe, "yo, that's dope, but we need a f**kin' drummer." because Patrick's playing drums and he's a singer. Patrick's like "yo, I got a soul voice," and they're like "wait how do you have a soul voice?" and he's like "yo, watch this: YEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEeeeeeeAAAAAAAAaaaaAAaahhh!" and they're like, "oh my god, that sounds like soul!" so they put it in a song, and it was like, "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIGHT?!" and they're like "yo that's f**kin perfect, this is Fall Out Boy." and they made records like Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. "it's called Evening Out With Your Girlfriend." with your ex-girlfriend. it's called evening out with your Ex-girlfriend. it's called eating out your girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter. and Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he's like "you what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yo, this is gonna be f**kin' doooooooooope!" so they made a record and it was called Take this to Your Grave. they made it without a drummer, and they had like 3—4 drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like Josh Freese, Neil Pert, the dude from Toto, the fourth one was like the guy from Papa Roach or something, and they're like "you, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. F**kin' record it." and he did, and he killed it, and he was like "bigidalililililillillilila, PSHHH!" killin' the skin, tapping the skins, tapping the rim, playin' the shit, killing these bitches, rapping it out. you're getting a f**king tattoo right now?! what the f**k is going on?! We should get signed to Fueled By Ramen, 'cause thee guys know what the f**k is going on. and they were like "yo, if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not f**kin' hard, we will sign you guys." and Pete was like "y

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