Lucas: ..No
Me IRL: you just wanna protect her and be a little protective boy~
Lucas: AAAAAAA- *tackles me to the floor* S H U T . T H E . F U C K . U P .
Me IRL: haha no
Lucas: *horns appear* S H U T .
Me IRL: nah. you don't scare me
Lucas: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-