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Humans seem to think they'd be a better God. What kind would you be? What would you change about how things are done?

Humans seem to think they'd be a better God. What kind would you be? What would you change about how things are done? | God; IF THE POSITION FOR GOD BECAME OPEN WOULD YOU APPLY AND HOW WOULD YOU FULFILL YOUR ROLE? | image tagged in blank job application,morgan freeman god | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I would make the role of God redundant, therefore ensuring there would be no more God. Checkmate Christians :)
1 up, 3y
Got me? I guess?
K8. M
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Not sure I follow
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4 ups, 3y,
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Making a job redundant means to eliminate that position. There can’t be a God if there’s no God position to occupy.
K8. M
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Ah, I see. So business as usual according to athiests? So you wouldn't even try to do a better job than the God of the bible? According to you guys He's not the best candidate.
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Considering there is zero definitive proof God exists, I wouldn't exactly have to try very hard. Even if he does exist, I would literally just have to try and be less genocidal than Hitler or Stalin, which doesn't seem too hard either.
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Zero definitive proof God doesn't exist.
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burden of proof is on those who think god DOES exist.
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2 ups, 3y,
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god is a construct, like gender.
K8. M
2 ups, 3y,
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Bless your heart, I'll pray for you 😊
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2 ups, 3y,
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sex and gender are not the same.

if you don't believe me, look it up.

pray for somebody who doesn't know that.
K8. M
3 ups, 3y,
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Bless your little heart, ❤ I'll pray for you that maybe you can stay on topic one of these times. 🙏
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1 up, 3y,
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ok, since you can't handle sophisticated debate, i'll make it simple. god is not the best candidate to run our lives. WE are.
K8. M
2 ups, 3y,
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Ok it seems we're already playing god and running the world the way we like. How's that going for the world?
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yes, jesus would be ashamed to know what his followers have done in his name.

i recommend taking care of the earth so it can take care of us, not acting like it's our toilet and meat alternatives don't exist.

since god created it all, right?
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0 ups, 3y
I'm not sure that's saying much.
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1 up, 3y,
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agree. let people know they are god and god is them. problem solved.
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I'm not god.
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we're all one psychedelic fungal spirit :)
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that way they couldn't use god as a reason to hurt others :)
3 ups, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y,
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But in this hypothetical totally impossible situation, if there's a job opening, other people can apply. So what if, for the sake of argument, someone worse than you were to apply and get the job?
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3 ups, 3y,
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The same way all other Gods have been, by bearing a curious resemblance to the ones fortunate enough to have discovered 'the truth' ,,,
K8. M
3 ups, 3y,
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That's very profound. So like a hybrid god?
4 ups, 3y,
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It's a well known fact, our Gods resemble us, they follow our ideals, our rules, not vice versa. They even look like us.

Ever see Santeria reperesentations of Mary & Jesus and Saints, or Our Lady of Guadalupe?

It's not a coincidence that the transition from Judaism to Roman Catholicism took place in Rome. Or from that to Islam fitting in with Arab culture. Or from Islam to Shiite Islam in Iran resembling its Zoroastrian religion. Or Protestantism's rejection of the Papacy and a centralized heirarchy fitting with northwest European culture being that of a thinly spread people whose only history of central authority was from Roman invasion. The Mormans seeing Jesus as an Anglo looking man who preached to Native Americans, who incidentally were closer to his skin tone than he was to theirs but don't tell them that.

The Gods we all see bear a stunning resemblance to the mirror for a reason.
1 up, 3y,
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God definitely doesn't follow any rule made by me!
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Here's more babbling on the same from yours truly on the subject!

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That's what our intercessor priests are for, just add a few bucks because postage to Heaven is high, and someone will get to you shortly. Which in terms of eternity, might be a while!
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hmmm... i wonder why? :)
2 ups, 3y,
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Creations
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Creators
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Creatures our vanity dreams,,,
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3 ups, 3y,
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i'm sure the chicken would be grateful to know the colonel was god :)
3 ups, 3y,
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Just as much as the indigenous when Columbus arrived so they could finally exst,,,
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nobody knew america existed.

not even natives :)
3 ups, 3y,
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They floated about in a realm between reality and the nether nothingness, kinda like a Schrodinger's Cat, only backwards!
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i sit corrected :)
2 ups, 3y
heh heh.

But what you said fits too, that's the beauty of it, like chicken & egg,,,
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2 ups, 3y,
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this makes shrodinger god and his followers the cat :)
2 ups, 3y
Or the reverse, especially since the notion of the cat not being dead without a human to verify it is a narcissistic one born out of human vanity, which, although not exactly bragged about, is really the greatest gift the Gods have annointed humanity with - the gift of self-adulating self-centeredness - or so it seems.

Like the "If a tree fell in a forestt, and no one was around to hear it, how do we know it made a sound?" Well how do we know it fell in the first place or even existed, the forest as well for that matter because people are so Godlike nothing can exist until they decide it does?
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it's like columbus claiming he "discovered america".
K8. M
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No not really
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the point went over your head not mine.

god is a concept created by people. therefore people ARE god and god is EVERYBODY.

there is no hierarchy.
K8. M
1 up, 3y,
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Thanks for sharing your opinion. Now the point of the meme is a hypothetical, can you try to answer the question? I'm sure you can use your imagination.
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....and they would stop using me as an excuse to hurt or control others.
K8. M
2 ups, 3y,
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I can't argue with that. Did Jesus (whom many worship as God) ever say "go and hurt and control others in my name, your reward will be great in heaven"?
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2 ups, 3y,
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nope. his followers did.
K8. M
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But they're not Jesus.
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they claim to follow jesus's commands.
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oh, hypothetical, yes, like the existence of god.

ok, if i were god, i'd let people know they were me and i was them.

that way they would stop using my name in vain and stop waiting for me to do everything for them. and they would start treating each other as equals.
K8. M
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Well it would be hard to use your name in vain it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, lol

There's some people who might think God is supposed to do everything for them but I don't see alot of that happening, people live their lives many not bothering to think about God.

Real Christians realize they are no better than anyone else.
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real christians are also not calling out the not-real christians who think they ARE "real" christians.

https://www.google.com/search?q=christians+against+environmentalism
K8. M
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Lol. You and your google searches, as if whatever phrase you type is supposed to convince everyone you're always right.

Real Christians do speak out but then they're called bigots by the fakes.
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i believe that.

i don't want to think for you. i want YOU to choose search results and notice patterns.
K8. M
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https://www.google.com/search?q=this+christian+is+tired+and+going+to+bed+sweet+dreams
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