when you realize people hold hands before marriage

when someone dares you to eat a whole pack of mustard

believe me this image somehow relates

Me, but minus the "before marriage" part

Same

*insert anime high school harem hentai here*

:')

I already did that, dumbass

YOU, I SAW AN AAA PENGUIN BEAT UP SOME NARUTO LOOKING GUY DUDE OR SOMETHING. LIKE BRO, TOTALLY RAD AND AWESOME. LET'S SPREAD THE WORD OF THIS PENGUINS ACHIEVEMENT. SUCH AN AMAZING THING HE HAS DONE.