SO, GENERAL, WITHOUT FOREVER WAR, WHERE WILL WE DEFENSE CONTRACTORS SELL OUR WEAPONS? I SEE NOTHING ON THE HORIZON, UNFORTUNATELY; YOUR WAR ON CONSERVATIVES WON'T SELL MUCH; NO, BUT ME AND OTHER POLITICIZED GENERALS WILL THINK OF SOMETHING TO GET YOU TONS OF GOVERNMENT CASH; IF YOU CAN'T, YOU'LL BE OF NO USE TO OUR CORPORATE BOARDS AFTER YOU RETIRE; UNFORTUNATELY, WE WERE UNABLE TO RECOVER 85 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF EQUIPMENT FROM AFGHANISTAN DURING OUR RETREAT. OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO BUY EVEN MORE EQUIPMENT TO COVER THE LOSS; WHAT A GOOD BOY!
