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SO ME AND MY FRIEND DING DONG DITCHED ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS HOUSES FROM THE BACK DOOR, THERE PORCH IS LIKE 15 FEET HIGH AND SKETCHY. WHEN WE WENT UP THE PORCH I TOLD HIM I WAS GONNA JUMP OVER THE EDGE LIKE I ALWAYS DO. WE HIT THE DOOR AND I RAN AND JUMPED OVER THE EDGE, AS SOON AS I SWUNG MY BODY OVER AND LOOKED DOWN I SILENTLY SAID "OH CRAP" CAUSE YOU KNOW IT DIDN'T LOOK THAT HIGH FROM THE GROUND. I LANDED IT AND USED MY LEGS TO TAKE THE IMPACT, SURPRISINGLY IT DIDN'T HURT AND I TOOK OFF RUNNING FINE. MY FRIEND SAID "I DONT KNOW HOW YOU KEPT RUNNING AFTER THAT JUMP" AND I WAS LIKE "I JUST DO IT ALL THE TIME AND I'M A FAST SPRINT" I MEAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE'S SITTING STILL IF WE BOTH DID A SHORT DISTANCE SPRINT BECAUSE IM FAST ASF BUT LIKE- ANYWAYS THATS A STORY FROM EARLIER TODAY; OK, STORY TIME | image tagged in blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
49 views 2 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in MS_memer_group
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0 ups, 4y,
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You are speed kachow?
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1 up, 4y
I just have the short distance DNA of a drag car, probably because i inhale too much race fuel everyday-
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    SO ME AND MY FRIEND DING DONG DITCHED ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS HOUSES FROM THE BACK DOOR, THERE PORCH IS LIKE 15 FEET HIGH AND SKETCHY. WHEN WE WENT UP THE PORCH I TOLD HIM I WAS GONNA JUMP OVER THE EDGE LIKE I ALWAYS DO. WE HIT THE DOOR AND I RAN AND JUMPED OVER THE EDGE, AS SOON AS I SWUNG MY BODY OVER AND LOOKED DOWN I SILENTLY SAID "OH CRAP" CAUSE YOU KNOW IT DIDN'T LOOK THAT HIGH FROM THE GROUND. I LANDED IT AND USED MY LEGS TO TAKE THE IMPACT, SURPRISINGLY IT DIDN'T HURT AND I TOOK OFF RUNNING FINE. MY FRIEND SAID "I DONT KNOW HOW YOU KEPT RUNNING AFTER THAT JUMP" AND I WAS LIKE "I JUST DO IT ALL THE TIME AND I'M A FAST SPRINT" I MEAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE'S SITTING STILL IF WE BOTH DID A SHORT DISTANCE SPRINT BECAUSE IM FAST ASF BUT LIKE- ANYWAYS THATS A STORY FROM EARLIER TODAY; OK, STORY TIME