"SIR! IT LOOKS LIKE, YES IT IS! A FIRETEAM OF MARINES AND THEY ONLY HAVE ONE MRE!"; "ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER IT?"; "UH NO SIR, IT APPEARS THEY ARE CUTTING UP THE SHELF STABLE LEMON POPPY SEED CAKE AND SPLITTING IT FOUR WAYS."; "THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING PRIVATE. SOUND THE ALERT AND PREPARE FOR MORE MARINE CORPS BIRTHDAY MEMES!"