:D

"REMI WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU" internal screaming static intensifies

She blinked multiple times in confusion "Eh? What do you mean?" she said and brought out her phone. She screamed at the sight of herself "WHAT THE FU-" she screamed and almost dropped her phone

"I don't know..." He yawned, the coffee looks like it didn't wake him up.

SHe glanced up at him "You look tired." she said quietly

"WHAT THE HELL--" Static continued to panic, his hands on his hair, confused.

"WHAT THE F**K?!" she shouted and backed away, looking confused and scared, and all sorts of emotions

"KJZKXJCKSJAKXJJJAKJKJS"

- quote by glitching static

She tried calming herself down "Ok.." she muttered and glanced at static "OK! Calm down!" she said, still kinda freaking out

static.exe has stopped panicking.

"Ok, better?" she asked and frowned, thinking about what the hell is happening

"Ok- Ok... How-- How the hell-- D-Did you turn-- Into a guy?!-"

"When did I set up a 3-hour timer?!" she asked, confused. She looked at the timer and frowned "It couldn't possibly be for how long I'm stuck as a guy, right?" she muttered and groaned

"Wow, I didn't know things or.. uh.. probsbly curses like that... puts a timer on their phne- I uh.. I mean.. Eh-- I think It's a timer of your curse-- er... thing that makes you a guy.."

"I don't know! Does it look like I know?!" she said, still panicking but trying to stay calm

"I ALSO DON'T KNOW! DO I ALSO LOOK LIKE I KNOW?! F**K!! I JUST COPIED YOU!!" confusion

"You're stuttering a whole lot over there." she laughs. She then sighs and puts her phone away "Hopefully, it's for how long I'm a dude." she groaned quietly

"OK!" she grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him a bit. She then let go "We need someone who may know this crap." she frowned and looked down, who the hell does she know that knows this crap

"Uhh-- Uhh-- Uhmmmm--..."

"You are still not calm. are you?" she asked without even looking up

"I CAN'T!! WHY AM I EXPERIENCING THIS EVENT MADE BY THE [*static noise*]"

She raised a brow "Oi, Oi, Oi. What were you gonna say?" she asked

"SORRY--"

"No, no. What were you gonna say." she asked, sounding a bit demanding

"[*static noise*], [*more static noise*], [*404 not found*] AAAAAAAH--"

"ALRIGHT!" she said loudly and sighed "If you can't say it then don't say it." she sighed. She grabbed her phone from her pocket and raised a brow "When the hell did I set up a 3-hour timer..." she muttered

Whatever way Static tries to say the word, it would just come out as a static noise, rip.

static is still panicking inside but calm on the outside.

"O-Only 3 hours right?"

"Yeah." she nodded and groaned again

"Okay, t-that's not bad-- not bad..."

"What? So eager for me to go back to normal?" she smiled and laughed

He laughs, a bit.

She smiled and sighed "Ok. I'm stuck like this for 3 hours. What the hell do we do to pass the time?" she asked and looked around

"i h a v e n o m e m o r y . . . . "

She sighed "Well now what?" she muttered

"Alright, that's good." she smiled and checked her phone again, clearly being impatient. She looked up "Let's go get coffee." she said and started walking to the nearest cafe

*happy static noise*

She snickered and smiled. She made it to the cafe and opened the door, she held it open for him and then went in

Static literally orders C O F F E H quickly

"How much do you like coffee, goodness-" she laughed and ordered her coffee

"Coffee is the only drink that cures my d e p r e s s i o n . . . "

"Welp-" she patted his back "Good for you" she laughed a bit and sat down. She then sipped her drink as she glanced at the timer

"Oi, stop being impatient and let time pass. If you keep looking at that timer time will slow down." He then covered his face. "Wow I sound like my mom."

She laughed and put her phone away "You're right though." she snickered and sipped her drink "Mk, answer this. What do you like more, that coffee or my company?" she said and smiled

"Oh-- Oh my- That's a hard question-- I mean, I like both!"

She smiled "Well thank you! I'll take that answer." she said happily and sipped more of her drink

Despite everything going normal his mind would repeatingly say these word: I feel gay.

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She glanced at him "Coffee?" she asked and kept checking the timer, eager to go back to normal

"C0FF33?" happ face

She raised a brow "Hey, you ok?" she asked and tilted her head a bit to the side

"I'm F1N--" Static proceeds to cough for a moment ">ehem< Yep, I am."

(I tried so hard not to laugh cuz it's 1 in the morning xD)

She finished her coffee and tossed it in the trash can that was nearby. She wanted to look at the timer but decided not to. She sighed

((HAHAHAHAHHA))

He also finished his coffee, then relaxes on the chair resting his back.