(Spongebob walks in and looks at Spong.)
Spongebob: Hey, you yellow impostor! Give me the microphone, the Krusty Krab talent show is in 20 minutes!
Spong: i dont have it
Spong: but if i did
Spong: i still wouldnt give it to you
Spongebob: Uh... where even are we?
Spong: no damn clue