20 upvotes and I'll make fear screaming a template

selling my lobster, goose, i love him dearly however it is time he found a new friend, great with kids and pets, my dog is a little nervous around him but i'm sure with proper training your dog will do fine.he gets fussy when he isn't taken for a walk, he eats mainly fish however i found that he eats oranges.he hates any music by Johnny Cash and will destroy anything and everything if he hears it around him.

i kinda want the lobster ;-;

lobster is mine, Ima bring him every where. And when bad people go near me, I will throw a speaker at them and make the speaker play Johnny Cash music, causing my attack lobster to tear them to shreds. And to make sure I don't die, I will have oranges at the ready to calm him down. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

His name isn't Lobster...

HES MINE! AND I CALL HIM
L O B S T E R

Actually- Carlos called him first.

*assassinates Carlos* Whos Carlos? I don't see no Carlos...SO I AM THE OWNER AND I CALL HIM
L O B S T E R

several other people have requested him before you.

*more gunshots in the distance* What people!? THERE IS NO ONE. HE IS MY LOBSTER. HE IS MINE. MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

._.

U CHALLENGING ME? YOU WANNA GO? U WANNA MESS WITH ME? *Definitely is not insane*

HE IS MINE! MY LOBSTER

AND U? UR ILLEGAL

HIS NAME IS
L O B S T E R

HE IS
L O B S T E R

hows lobster doing?

well hes murdered thousands of my helpless enemies. but otherwise hes good. U?

make it youve made 181 upvotes...

I have look up "fear screaming"

mm yummy seafood

*copys fear screaming*
*pastes it into template*
*names it fear screaming*
*profit*

Damn- you even copied my Icon-
Smh Smh-
Tryna steal my original templates-
smh smh-
Whats next your gonna start using my Announcment Templates?
smh smh-

I DIDNT COPY NOTHIN BOY!

Lol I’m gonna steal your mom

I guess thats fair since I stole your dads place in your moms bed.

Its fine i just stole your mom from the strip club last night

where is she? cause I haven't seen her in so long :-:

in someone elses bed

cool.
Glad she's not in mine cause thats Incest.

wth xD

ima send lobster to murder _Thankful-LucotIC_ to free your mother...but only so I can enslave her

dude

Wth

SHE IS MINE, JUST LIKE LOBSTER

not just yours XD nice meme tho

The template I made up there with the "Fear Screaming" is mine.
I made it myself

I meant the icon, their is limited designs you know

there

oh-
okay :3

I'll take goose .:)
He needs a good home

Ah yes.
Food that Fights

why would you eat goose :-:

I mean......
Why would I eat a child, that's the real question you should ask

I-
Y'know what...
I won't ask.

Good-

Get...get it away from me.