he looks like he about to offer you three carrots for an emerald

That ain’t no person… That’s ma boy Steve

Kinda reminds me of that one film with the cone heads but Minecraft edition

Minecraft looking ass

His head looks like wood

They said be there or be square... he didn't show up

Steve: *Hits villager*
The Iron Golem right behind him:

Barber: What style u want

Him: Don't mine at night

Barber: Say no more fam

Amazing hairstyle, I best try it out on the people in my basement

When you play too much Minecraft be like

damn the new minecraft update be lookin nice

Nice minecraft skin bro

LMAO

Where his ear

Lmfao

My guy literally just hopped out of a PS1 game

my boi's playing minecraft 24/7

half life beta gordon model

Red kinda sus…

Now we shove him into a volcano.

Ain't no way! They liked Steve so much they made him a real person!

Squidward's*

I didn't notice it until now

oh

no context needed

Minecraft Steve irl 🔥👊💯🗣️