Jonathan vs The World Template

do tell

What

tell us

Give me time to write it down.

dang this must be a long dream

Do tell do tell

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we're listening

i shited the bed but idk who did it

I have a weirder dream

So basically, every minute I discharge mushy, liquid diarrhoea without even feeling stomach pain. (Still in the dream) I woke up in bed because of the pool of shit on my bed. I went to the bathroom to release all that. After that I showered and the shit came out again and it clogged the shower drain. I went out to put my school uniform on and the shit released again. Somehow out of nowhere, my English teacher looked and said to me “U gud?”. I went to the bathroom again to release the shit again and seeing my pants fully stained by shit. Last thing I said “ Oh shit, when will this ever end?”.

I finally woke up, with a pain in the ass. (Yes, a legitimate pain in my ass)

I sailed away to china