Savage

Why even eat peinguins? They are endangered, correct?

That's the thing. Anime weebs don't care because they are EEEVILL!!!

Well, some of them are poisoned.

Good. watch the anime fans die a slow painful death when they abuse our penguins.

They are also the main reason I have killed 10 billion people on my Criminal Record.

Pathetic. I've done 127.8 billion people.

Have you also destroyed a planet?

What about escaping from an SCP Facility?

Only once, when I killed SCP-085-JP because the Japanese SCP Foundation made it an anime character. I probably killed 40 weeaboo SCP agents. There were some visitors from the English and Russian SCP foundations, but they didn't watch anime so I spared them.

The MTF must've drugged you then.

Hundreds of billions, probably because I keep using EXTERMINATUS against anime planets

that's not true people who like anime don't eat penguins dumbass you're just making them look bad

It’s a aga reference

Imma just load my M4 SOPMOD with a M203 under barrel grenade launcher and commit war crimes against the weeb community

You cannot commit war crimes.

Without me helping.

Da comrade.