You could be used to soak up messy oil & paint spills in the garage;
or scattered on an icy sidewalk to keep your family from slipping...
Your wife could carry a handful of you around in her pocket to throw
in a would-be attacker's face for a distraction & quick getaway...
the possibilities are endless!
And for an alternative idea, you can put the ashes through a chemical process to mix it with sand and put it in a sand glass toy, so it can keep your brat- I mean kids mesmerized for hours!
