no one:
liberals:
Everything Is Racist
Everything is Racist according to me
Everything Is Racist
In two-thousand seventeen
Everything is bigger
When it makes you triggered
If you find if Offensive
It's Micro-Agression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from the truth
From bad things we'll be Nazi Germany
Everything is Racist
Everything is Racist according to me
Everything Is Racist
In two-thousand eighteen
Tres, Dos, Uno, Ehh?
Have you heard the truth?
I'm tryna escape it everything's bad
'Cause everything's Racist, Shirts, Go Fish
Strawberry Smoothies all the Blowfish
Specially Hootie
Everything you say is insanely Racist
Every single day the Racism's outragerous
You now who needs Sensitivy Training?
Every single name in the Yellow Pages
Cats, dogs, felines, bitches
Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson
Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
Every word is nigg*r
When it makes you triggered
If you find it Offensive
It's Micro-Agression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from uncomfortable things
We'll be Fascist Italy
Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything Is racist
In two-thousand nineteen
Jesus Christ, Hyperlinks
Birthdays at ice skating rinks
Suit & tie expensive drinks
You know what's racist? Kitchen sinks
IPhone charger, broccoli
The old guy from Monopoly
Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex
Any form of human sex
Eggs, kegs, legs
They're Racist
Cars, stars & jars
They're Racist
God & Cod, your mom
Is Racist
Everything you see or think or say is Gay & Racist
I pledge allegiance to the Fascist
Unites States Universities
To mute all the Buzzwords
That make me sad one day we'll silence them all
& Liberty will be flushed down the toilet
Everything Is Racist
Everything is Racist according to me
Everything Is Racist
In two-thousand twenty