I slapped a gun because I hate it

i slapped a cup of tea while eating lunch

m a k e s s e n s e -

I- I can't at this comment-

l m a o

Among Us: I kissed my school bag because I’m sexy

My cat: I hugged my school bag because my brain is small

OMG-

What?

Obama: I slapped a zombie for good luck

Donald trump: I kissed Santa Claus while watching TV

Ariana Grande: I kissed the king because I’m scary

SSSniperwolf: I cooked my brother because I’m sexy/horny(real name Alia/Lia)

Both are hilarious

Ikr

I ran with my brother because I hate that

I hugged the queen because I can
My brothers is: I slept with a book because my brain is small
My sister: I ate a unicorn because my brain is small
My dad: I ran with a sheep because I’m scary
My mom: I stabbed my teacher while watching tv

*sigh*

What?

Your mom really got me

Lol

Me: I slapped a gun because i'm sexy
My brother: I slapped an alien for god's sake
My mom: I married my cat covered in chocolate
My dad: I kissed my lover because i'm awesome

I hate it when someone slaps a gun because they’re sexy
Or when they slap aliens for good luck

No they slapped an alien for god's sake

Oh but still funny

They're all funny, except for my dad.

Yeah your dad’s one makes sense

WhICH AIN'T FAIR

IKR

I mean, I slapped a gun

I hugged the queen because I can lol

I killed my cat bc im horny

I stabbed my nose because I'm awesome

My brother slapped an alien for god's sake

my brother married a teacher for good luck

I hate when I slap a gun because i'm sexy

lol

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I kicked My crush Because i'm sexy.

i don't have a crush on anyone.

MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

I hugged my mom to kill time

I married an alien and I liked it

September 31st doesn't exist try again

it's literally September 5th

LMAO

i hugged a chicken because my brain is small

I caaaaaan't- Please i'm dying of laughter

i'm going to use the comments on this image to make a log of everyone's birthdays and set reminders to celebrate

I slept with a milk to kill time
(just the funniest combination I could find not my actual birthday and name)

XD