You should ask him what's happening...

Shortcake: *what in StarClan's reincarnated Cloudtree is going on here and i swear if Kawaii's gonna destroy the multiverse again i will flip every single table in the entire universeverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverseverse*

Austin: *worried*

Shortcake: what the f**k is going on -she has a sassy british accent lol-

Austin: the wii is dying

Shortcake: w h y

Austin: I don't know wh6

Shortcake: ...

Austin: ...

Birthday Boy Blam: Did Flumpty lose his immunity to the plot again?

Austin: huh

Birthday Boy Blam: Did he?

Austin: I gues

BBB: Welp, guess he's dead.

Austin: ,-,

BBB: He's an egg.

Austin: then he is dead

BBB: rip.

Austin: yeah

it is a One Night At Flumpty's thing

Austin: ...

AUSTIN- WHAT IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED F*CK IS GONNA HAPPEN

Viv:UHH- VANNY- HELP-

Kage: what’s happening—

Austin: *worried*

Kage: what’s wrong-

Austin: The wii is dying

Kage: o h n o

Austin: Try to leave while you can

Kage: you come too

Austin: I'll try to leave, but probably fail.

Kage: w h y

Austin: You probably died

Kage: poggers

Austin: Then your also f**ked

Kage: well i mean i just got here so i might be okay—

Austin: Most dead souls go into wiis*

Kage: ohhhhhh- wait-

Austin: you are dead and you are a mii

Kage: how do they know what i looked like in my past life

Austin: I'm corrupted.

Kage: same

Austin: I don't know.

Retro: hold up- what's happening?

Austin: *worried*

Retro: well? Tell me!

Austin: The wii is dying.

*dun dun DUNNNNNN*

Austin: Seriously.

Retro: oof

Austin: I don't know how to fix it