Taki RP lol

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling, Convict of the SCP Foundation. Health: 100%]
Wrong building.
*I close the doors*

FBI!Sans: TAKI, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR COMMITING MULTIPLE ACTS OF RELIGIOUS SCHIZOPHRENZY

Shortcake: *what*

Taki: ....Ah, greetings from FeverTown Church! Are you interested in joining us?

Shortcake: Sure...? -she has a sassy british accent lol-

Taki: Mhm. The last time I challenged Someone with this song, they went... 'blueballed'.

Shortcake: that was the short, blue haired kid, wasn't it?

Taki: ...Yeah! Wait how did you know-

Shortcake: anyone from Cloudtree knows how to stalk, foreshadow, time travel, read minds, basically every single power known to mankind
Shortcake: some powers kittydog furrets know if they're from Cloudtree aren't even known to exist by every single human

Taki and Sarv: d e a r g o d -

Shortcake: what???

Sarv: Goodness, that's... quite a lot of abilities you have-
Sarv: Could you teach me??

Shortcake: i would, but i don't think you could handle the amount of power a kittydog furret has
Shortcake: also having the life or the power of a kittydog furret comes with extremely serious consequences

Sarv: Anyways...
Taki: I lost my chainsaw :[

Shortcake: my friend has over 30 million chainsaws, do you want one-

Taki: Sure! :]

Shortcake: k. KAWAII-
Kawaii: what in StarClan's reincarnated Cloudtree do you want????????????
Shortcake: hand me one of your, like, 900,000 zillion chainsaws
Kawaii: oh alright *teleports her one* there
Shortcake: thanks, now please get out this is a church and you're half demon
Kawaii: well i'm also half angel soooooooooooo-
Shortcake: cant argue with that

Sarv: Oh...
Taki: Anyways, want to continue singing?

Shortcake: no thanks, i'm slowly losing my energy by the second
Shortcake: but the berries on my head haven't grown back yet so i can't recharge my energy

Taki: Ah.....
Sarv: Oh, my. Will you be alright?

Shortcake: probably, i still have my emergency berries inside my tail but i only use the berries if i r e a l l y need to

Sarv: Ah, that's good! We wouldn't anyone dying in here...

Shortcake: no, no we wouldn't-

Taki: ...D e m o n ?
Sarv: Oh no...-

Kawaii: you two can relax, i'm really harmless
Kawaii: in reality i'm already supposed to be an angel but life screwed me over
Shortcake: the only slightly harmful thing about her is the fact that her heart was taken over by all her mental issues which somehow came to life
Shortcake: but she can handle it

Sarv: Ah.... I see.
Taki: .....

Kawaii: *licking her kittydog paw* guess i'll leave

Sarv: Yeah- that's a good idea-

Kawaii: k bye *vanishes into a really harmful explosion of stars and waffles*
Shortcake: that's normal, Kawaii's literally made of weird black goop, stars, and waffles.
Shortcake: she's also like a combined version of two other characters Kawaii has

NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL THIS-

Shortcake: ._.||| okay okayyyyyyyyyy.........

Sarv: Ok, everyone! I'm back! :D *She's sitting on top of the speakers*
Taki: Wonderful! :] (I was busy lol-)

( o h o k - )
Shortcake: cool!
also Shortcake inside rn:

Sarv: So anyways shall we begin? I'm going to let Taki select the songs!
Taki: Yay! :]

Shortcake: sure .w.

Sarv: Alright! Let's Begin!
Taki: ... Good luck.
(Shortcake and Taki sing https://soundcloud.com/sel-ena-612967389/bazinga-friday-night-fever-fnf?)

Shortcake: *casually sings without missing a single note*

Taki: .... I'm impressed. Many people have tried and failed on this one.
Sarv: Shortcake, your voice is wonderful! You'd really fit in on the choir-

Shortcake: *shiny eyed and happy* really...?

-ok lol- Taki: Wonderful! I'm sure everyone else will be thrilled to meet you! *She smiles and starts to walk away* I'll go get them, I'll be back soon!

Shortcake: k.

Taki: Ah, of course! After all, the more, the merrier.

Shortcake: yay :D

Sarv: I'm gonna go set up the speakers, Taki, keep our new guest company! *She walks away*
Taki: Ok! :]

Shortcake: *casually listening to this( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBfsFDRrVVs&list=PL6LOkVUnOcJO8-nxckH_q_PLmplpii-gX&index=39 )*

Taki: *she starts to hum Crucify*

Shortcake: *vibin'*
(why do you take so long to reply)

-Taki comes back with Sarvente-
Sarv: So, you must be the new member! Nice to meet you, I'm Sarvente!

Shortcake: hi. nice to meet you too, i guess-
Shortcake: i'm Shortcake.

Sarv: Shortcake..what a cute name! :3
Taki: Yeah! :]

Shortcake: thanks?

Sarv: Anyways, we should probably be practicing for that event the church is doing this Sunday- Right Taki?
Taki: .....I guess. Would you like to participate, Shortcake?

Shortcake: sure, as long as i can bring some of my friends.