Kawaii: k bye *vanishes into a really harmful explosion of stars and waffles*
Shortcake: that's normal, Kawaii's literally made of weird black goop, stars, and waffles.
Shortcake: she's also like a combined version of two other characters Kawaii has
NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL THIS-
Shortcake: ._.||| okay okayyyyyyyyyy.........