7 year olds on my fyp be like:

haha

fr

thats what they all say until they realize I snuck a pair of pliers into the cage. you now have a five minute head start. It wont take me that long but I´m a nice guy

lol

this is literally a roast

reading this made me miss Morgz

:D

like this? cuz that would suck

oof thats sad

Yup, What's worse is that it might happen to me..... :(

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You better not look
At me behind you
The rag over your nose
Does it smell like chloroform?
No, it smells like cum
Well, that backfired...

unoriginal