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Next they'll change the definition of a grogan so that it classifies as a candy bar. | WHY DID THE CDC CHANGE
THE DEFINITION OF "VACCINE"?
 
[CDC EMAILS OBTAINED VIA FOIA]; OUR VACCINE DEFINITION IS
"PROBLEMATIC AND PEOPLE
ARE USING IT TO CLAIM THE
COVID-19 VACCINE IS NOT
A VACCINE BASED ON OUR
OWN DEFINITION" | image tagged in cdc,nih,covid-19,vaccines,definition | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,520 views 39 upvotes Made by ross09ya 2 years ago in politics
17 Comments
2 ups, 2y
Punchline to the old, "Because their lips are moving"

Phew, now at least the illegals that took it can't sue us.
No, wait..... (It's not that I mis spoke, you just mis heard me.)
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Mad Men | NO MATTER HOW THEY DEFINE IT IT STILL DOESN’T MEET THE SCIENTIFIC DEFINITION OF A VACCINE BECAUSE IT DOESN’T CONTAIN LIVE OR ATTENUATED VIRU | image tagged in mad men | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
The same people who refuse to eat GMO foods demand everyone gets a GMO injection
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1 up, 2y,
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Philosoraptor Meme | WHO’S 2015 DEFINITION? THE SCIENTIFIC DEFINITION HASN’T CHANGED THE CDC IS NO LONGER TRUSTWORTHY AS THEY HAVE LOST OBJECTIVITY BECAUSE THEY  | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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It actually does contain virus cells. How do you think the mRNA gets injected into cells?
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Bruh. Really? Where have you been hiding? mRNA is encapsulated within a spiked protein. One of the co inventors came out recently and said that they the inventors made false assumptions regarding spiked proteins. Then went on to say spiked proteins / mRNA vaccines aren’t safe.
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Dude, you don't even know how the vaccine works. Please do some research. Here's a starting point:
https://www.mayoclinic.org/coronavirus-covid-19/how-the-vaccines-work
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Oh please read actual research. Here is a start. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34100279/
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doesn't say a word about how the vaccine works.
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This one is the eye opener. https://www.planet-today.com/2021/11/science-horror-vaccine-spike-protein.html
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
2 ups, 2y
Most recently, they changed the definition of gain-of-funcion.
1 up, 2y
A gunshot to the head now qualifies as a vaccine.
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They just changed the definition because of MRNA vaccine that we previously didn't have.
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We actually did have a definition for mRNA vaccines. It's called gene therapy.
0 ups, 2y
Genius!
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