Next they'll change the definition of a grogan so that it classifies as a candy bar.

Punchline to the old, "Because their lips are moving"

Phew, now at least the illegals that took it can't sue us.
No, wait..... (It's not that I mis spoke, you just mis heard me.)

The same people who refuse to eat GMO foods demand everyone gets a GMO injection

It actually does contain virus cells. How do you think the mRNA gets injected into cells?

Bruh. Really? Where have you been hiding? mRNA is encapsulated within a spiked protein. One of the co inventors came out recently and said that they the inventors made false assumptions regarding spiked proteins. Then went on to say spiked proteins / mRNA vaccines aren’t safe.

Dude, you don't even know how the vaccine works. Please do some research. Here's a starting point:
https://www.mayoclinic.org/coronavirus-covid-19/how-the-vaccines-work

Oh please read actual research. Here is a start. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34100279/

doesn't say a word about how the vaccine works.

This one is the eye opener. https://www.planet-today.com/2021/11/science-horror-vaccine-spike-protein.html

Most recently, they changed the definition of gain-of-funcion.

A gunshot to the head now qualifies as a vaccine.

They just changed the definition because of MRNA vaccine that we previously didn't have.

We actually did have a definition for mRNA vaccines. It's called gene therapy.

Genius!