give it time.

straight people just need to get their facts gay smh

*gasp*

I've never thought of it like that before!!

why

Cause yes

because

maybe bc you are thinking straight too

Im feeling nauseous now

welp it's over for you-
you've been thinking too straight and facting too straight

Damn guess I'm too straight for you then-

wh-

Lmao. Im scared of when you are gonna do sum about me

i will give you to all my gay friends >:]

i have no doubt after spending an hour with us you will have either your nails painted or all your secrets forced out of you

Please tell me you aren't near VA-

:]

Well I mean they probably aren't strong enough to break a wrench with bare hands like i did the other day

that's true

p r o b a b l y

I don't like the look of that emoji one bit-

l m a o
just messing with you-
i'm in indiana :D

Well atleast it isnt as bad as being hit in the nuts or sum, i could deal with painted nails. Plus I could clean them off

eh that's true

Phew thank god-

Bout had a heart attack

don't do that

p l e a s e

Please tell me I did NOT just give you guys a new idea

i mean
the thing is lgbtq people normally run in packs so if you run they might tackle you down

Damn you care about me, thats something new

.-.

TIME TO SLEEP

Wasn't talking about THAT part

no¿
i mean if you squirm too much they might paint your face

I was talking about the other part and no they won't, as long as you aren't near me we aight

i'm confused-
and why wouldn't i be around you they're my friends and they would be around you so i would t o o

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARENT IN MY STATE OR NEAR ME-

oH i'm dumb
i thought you were still being hypothetical

i mean i live in the midwest-

Which way is west on a map?

that part
i'm not sure if it's a c t u a l l y the midwest i'm just guessing

I seriously doubt that will happen. Can't get secrets or paint my nails if you can't catch me

you would be surprised how fast they run-

yes

Yes

Yees

I keep my facts straight like me.
In other words....
Barely keeping them straight.