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Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot, and can transcend time and space. Also, I'm coming after you. You can figure out the rest. Have fun!

hot

I know I am

Pfft I'm dying-

wdym--

Just go to memechat-

alright

bitch please this was @ me

But I still am

mf pls im hotter, my titties are nice and my pussy is tighter than anything

...

hoes cant even deny it smh

Yeah that's just real hot

i know i am
but so are you

You want to just you know

I will turn you into an omelet and eat it

Kinky

a male boy
yeah gotta watch out for those male girls

LMFAO

Pfft-

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmao u got born same xd

Im pain in a body

I was a woman in a man’a body

pffht-

I will solve world hunger by eating the starving children. I will solve the money problem by burning the money. and i will solve over-population by gluing condoms on people.