Bambi: Who goes there!?

Bill: Me.

Bambi: Why you at my farm? You tryna steal my corn!?

Bill: No, I have no real need for that.

Bambi: You lying?

Bill: No

Bambi: Why you lying?! You liar!!

Bill: Who said?

Bambi: YOU LIE!!

Bill: Woah! Calm down!

Bambi: I gonna block you outta my farm forever! You never coming back, you dirty ole rodeo trash.

me: *inhales* (meme rp lol) you, my good sir are a very classy interdimensional space Dorito

Blaken:?

Bill: Heya

Blaken:Hey what are you.doing here?

Bill: Someone made a deal with me. I'm here to reap the rewards.

Blaken:What's the deal?

Creator: one eye, haha

Gear: BRO! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?

Bill: Who are you people?

Creator: Stickmen.

Bill: I could see that.

Creator: I've been wondering, how powerful are you?

Stone: Creator! What are you doing!?

Portal: That guy almost destroyed THE WHOLE WORLD!

Bill: Listen to your friends.

Creator: *cracks knuckles*

Ki: Creator! His power is INSANE! Don't go near him!

Mutant: Imma go buy a coffin.

Clone: Ok Mutant that's dark

Bill: What you want to fight me?

Creator: bring it.

Bill: I don't want to fight you though

Creator: Why?

Bill: Because I don't want you to be in crippling debt with your hospital bills

Creator: don't worry about it. i can't die.

Bill: Then this might be fun

Creator: *smashes you to the ground*

-Bill rises out of the ground-
Bill: Well well well, a feeble attempt.

steve: you....

Bob the triangle: OOOOO

Mabel: “. . .woah.”

Bill: Great! I'm not gonna make us shake on it.

Mabel: “dipper would yell at me anyways.”

Bill: Eh, we don't have'ta tell ol' Pine Tree anyways.

Mabel: “between you and me, he’s kinda paranoid. . .”

Bill: Yeah! He screams every time a pin drops! Heheh!

Mabel laughs along with him

Bill: Finny thing! I actually made a deal with him! Heheheh!

Mabel: “oh, cheese- well what is it?”

Bill: I offered him something not-so-child-friendly for a little help with something of my own!

Mabel: “did he want someone dead or somethin?”

(( a puppet

(Ooooooh right

Dipper: “. . . Ah, shh- snickerdoodles.”

-Bil grabs the puppets hand and possesses it-

It turns into someone of a real person

PBill: Come to think of it, ot kinda looks like me.

Mabel finally gets down- “i did my best!”

Bill: On what?

Mabel: “the puppet-“

Bill: Aw! Thats really sweet! But if I learned anything about being kind in my days, I would have gotten nowhere.

Mabel: -sadness-

Bill: You knew this was coming, Piney.

Dipper: “c’mon, c-can’t you just take a literal puppet?”

Bill: That's exactly what I'm lookin' for!

Dipper gets out a puppet that looks like a human version of bill- “Mabel made this. . “

Bill: Hey that guy's got a real nice taste in fashion!

Dipper: “you can use it as your puppet.”

Bill: Kind of.

Mabel: “oh, cheese- well, is he the person you need to take revenge on?”

Bill: No, I'm just here to take what's mine.

Mabel: “ok!”

Bill: Do you know where I can find him?

Mabel: “this way- he’s in the basement.”

-Bill floats down to the basement-
Bill: Down here?

Dipper: “wha- WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE!?”

Bill: Well if it isn't good ol' Pine Tree! I think you know what I'm here for!

(May i have context so i can properly be dipper?

(( so basically this is gonna be when dipper was trying to figure out the combo to the briefcase

((Ooooooh

(( ye

((Ok, but what did bill want in return?

Bill: Hey! It's shooting star!

Mabel: “i-i didn’t think you’d come back!”

Bill: Well what'd you expect? I don't stay down so easily.

Mabel: “i uh- you’re not gonna try and take over everything again, are you-?”

Bill: No! You think i'm honestly that stupid?

Mabel: “good! Now i can try and be your friend.”

Bill: Well, I do need help with something...

Mabel: “What is it?”

Bill: I made a deal with someone, and they backed out on their end. Can you help me find them?

Mabel: “sure!”