This is a technoblade reference, by the way!
The original quote is:
“Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self defense.”

I KNOW

I said this for the ones who don’t know

ratio

she was 13, which is close to 14, and 15 is close to 16, which is the new 17, so you may as well round it to 18, so no, officer, i didnt touch an underaged child

This is also going into cursed comments

Golden Freddy be like

*Bite of '87 kicks in*

All I said was "Have a nice day." I didn't say ANYTHING about a child!

You're under arrest by the way.

im the one who asked.