Halloween RP!

*gives more candy*

??: thanks

You're welcome, hope you have a happy Halloween

Blaken:Hello

??: Hello! *she seems very social*

Blaken:You must been trick or treating alot.How many houses did you vist?

??: can't remember. I think about 9-11

Blaken:Ok well I haven't done much… I only went to 1

Leira: Wow! You must have been very lucky this year. What's your favorite candy?

??: Chocolate! And yeah,I was lucky. Especially because this is my last year of being able to trick-or-treat!

Oh wow! *she goes inside for a second and comes back out with a medium sized bag of Hershey bars* Since it's your last year, I'll make it worth it. Take this bag of chocolate.

??: Thanks!

No problem! Have a happy halloween!!

*she spots a stone statue check it out?*

" Hey kid.... got any almond joy's? My sister stole mine D:"

??: *nods*

“ Thank you, you want a off brand generic low fat chocolate?”

why

What

Ah yes, my temp of the Spooky Boiz plotting sum' stuff

Noice

Spamton: HEY EVERY __!! IT'S ME!!

Me IRL: (helphelphelphelphelphelp)

Spamton: I NEED YOU. TO BE [[BIG]]. WITH ME.

Me IRL: ;-; I just wanted to enjoy mah candy

Spamton: WE'LL BE SO [[BIG]] THAT WE STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK.

Me IRL: Mettaton NEO was a joke, and you ain't.

Spamton: WE'LL STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK UP INTO... H E A V E N .

Me IRL: (INK WHERE THE F U C K ARE YOU)

(Spamton aims his arm cannon at M.)
Spamton: I JUST NEED... THAT LITTLE... S O U L... YOU HAVE

Me IRL: Ok ok ok. I get it. My soul is 2 colors. Green and purple. Kindness and perseverance. BUT W H Y.

Spamton: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MY [[3 For One Specil]]

Come at me Spamton. I fcking dare you

Me IRL: what do you need. I'm not giving you my soul. It's nothing special. Just green and purple.

Spamton: AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [[BIG SHOT]] DON"T YOU?!

Me IRL: If you need me to get you into that machine, I can do that.

Spamton: HOW DID YOU... NEVERMIND. JUST GO TO [[Queen's Mansion]] AND GET THE DISK FROM THE [[Basement]]

Me IRL: Got it.
*after that BS*
HERE YOU F**KIN GO. 3 HOURS OF GOING THROUGH THAT MANSION AND MY MIND FLOWING WITH DIRTY THOUGHTS

Spamton: YOU DID IT!!! YOU GOT THE [[Disk]]!!!

Me IRL: Here ya go

Spamton: NOW, ME IRL. THIS IS VERY, V E R Y IMPORTANT. AFTER THE TRANSFER, PUT THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU FOUND IT.

Me IRL: I can do that.

Spamton: [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements, OUR STORE is PERMANENTELY closing down!!]]

The six human souls, Dream, Ink, and Nightmare: Not so fast, buddy.
Me IRL: THANK YOU

Spamton: TODAY THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN [[Take a Little Ride Around Town]]

The six human souls: *Finale jingle*
Ink, Dream and Nightmare: *weapons out*
Me IRL: *using magic* Have fun, Spamton NEO.

(4 Spamton-themed rollercoaster cars come from behind, pulling M, Ink, Dream and Nightmare into them.)
Spamton: [[Attention Customers! Cleanup on Aisle 3!]] SOMEONE LEFT [[Their]] ORGANS LYING AROUND...

The six human souls: *ready to use their healing powers*
Ink: C'MON BITCH.
Dream: MY BOW CAN TURN INTO BLADES AND I WILL USE THEM IF I HAVE TOO.
Nightmare: HOPE YOU LIKE FIRE!
Me IRL: PREPARE FOR SOME EXPLOSIONS

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uivFFnCI8tM starts playing. The battle begins. It's time to be a BIG SHOT!)

*Ink attacks with his Broomie!
*Dream Attacks with his bow!
Nightmare attacks with his staff and creates a flame wall!
M used magic to create magic bombshells!

(Spamton NEO takes 7 damage!)

Ink: *creates a Gaster Blaster with his ink nd fires it*
Dream: *shoots his bow*
Nightmare: *sends the flame wall at Spamton*
Me IRL: *creates more magic bombshells*

Spamton NEO: ISN'T THIS [[Body]] JUST [[Heaven]]LY, M?

M(e IRL): Help ;-;

Spamton: HAEHAHEHAHEHHAEHHAHHEHHAHEHHAHEHHAEHHAEHHAHHEHHAHEHA

M(e IRL): JUST TAKE A PACKET OF SKITTLES AND GO ;-; *tosses some skittles at him*

Spamton: WAIT M(e IRL) DON'T GO YOUR OLD P4L SPAMTON NEEDS A [[Favor]]

Me IRL: WHAT. DP YOU NEED.

Spamton: MEET ME AT MY [[Homemade Storefront]] IN THE [[Trash Zone Closed For Repairs]]

*at the place*
Me IRL: I only have 5 bucks, so tell me what you need.

Spamton: ME IRL!! YOU [[Little Sponge]]! KNEW YOU'D COME [[On A Saturday Night]]!!

Me IRL: It's Sunday night for me-

Spamton: WELL THAT DOESN'T [[Matter]]!!

My Shattered bitty: I MAY BE SMALL BUT I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Me IRL: Yume, no- SPAMTON NEO, MY SOUL IS LITERALLY JUST THE COMBO OF TWO OF THE MOST COMMON SOUL TRAITS EVER.

Spamton NEO: BIG

Yume: *HISSING LIKE NUTS*
Me IRL: *fumbling for bottle of ink*

Spamton NEO: BIG,

Me IRL: *still fumbling for the bottle of ink* (I need the stars I NEED THE F**KING STARS. AND NIGHTMARE WOULD BE HELPFUL TOO)
Yume: STAY BACK!!!

Spamton NEO: [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!]]

Me IRL: *finds the bottle and smashes it*
Yume: GOOD CALL.
(the guy in the image crawls out of the ink puddle*
Ink: You need anything?

Spamton: HA HA HA... M, THIS BODY IS... [[Freedom]].

Ink: DA FAUQ
Me IRL: DON'T ASK-
Yume: *HISS*

Spamton: I WON'T HAVE TO BE [[Just a puppet anymore]]!!

Me IRL: I consent.

Spamton: THEN IT'S A DEAL!!

Me IRL: Kewl
My Shattered Dream bitty: ... Hewwo...

(Spamton slowly disappears.)

Me IRL: *BACK AT THE F**KEN BASEMENT* Alright. time to stick this in the machine. *does that*
My Shattered Dream bitty: (I don't feel too good about this)
Me IRL: SPAMTON, PLEASE JUST REFER TO ME AS "M". *leaves*

(A shadow hanging by strings drops down, knocking M down on their way out.)

my Shattered Dream bitty: *hisses*
Me IRL: BiTcH-

???: HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD...

Me IRL: *sighs* SPAMTON NEO I SWEAR TO GOD.
My Shattered Dream bittty: *hisses louder*

Spamton NEO: M! HERE I AM!!

??: WHAT THE F**K-

Spamton: EV3RY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

??: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

Spamton: SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

??: F**K THIS SHIT I'M OUT. *grabs pumpkin and bucket and leaves*

(Spamton starts following ??.)
Spamton: COME BACK YOU [[Little Sponge]] I NEED TO [[Deal Or No Deal]]

??: It's just candy that I have-

Spamton: HAEAHEHAHEHAEHAHEHAHEHAEHAHEH

??: uuuhhhh. My name is M....

Spamton: SAY NO MORE I ALREADY KNOW YOUR [[Name]]
Spamton: I ALREADY KNOW [[Everything About You]]

Ink: *blasters and bones*
Dream: *arrows galore*
Nightmare: *fire galore*
Me IRL: I THINK YOU'D LIKE METTATON.

Spamton: 2x THE FIREPOWER, 3x THE WATERPOWER, AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING [[Heads]]!!
(Blue Spamton heads fly toward M, Dream, Nightmare, and Ink.)

Me IRL: *explodes them* IS THAT ALL YA GOT?!
Ink: HOLY SHIT IS SHE SURE HER SECOND TRAIT IS PERSEVERANCE AND NOT DETERMINATION?!
Dream: YEAH
Nightmare: KEEP ATTACKING!

Spamton: M, ARE YOU READY TO BE A [[Part]] OF YOUR OLD P4L SPAMTON'S [[Heart]]? OR DO YOU NEED A [[Specil Tour]]?
(Spamton NEO's heart rips itself out of his chest, springing back and forth at the four protagonists and shooting lightning projectiles.)

(hello?)

Me IRL: *more explosions* HA!
Ink: JESUS CHRIST-
The six human souls: *healing the party*
The Dreamtale twins: *attacking*

(Spamton's phone rings.)
Spamton: HUH?? WHO IS IT??
(Spamton picks up the phone.)
Spamton: HELLO? ...ELECTRICAL DEPARTMENT??
(Spamton points the phone at M.)
Spamton: ...IT'S FOR YOU.

Me IRL: *more explosions*
Everyone else: WHAT THE FUC-

(Lightning bolts shoot out of the phone.)

*magic bombshells are exploding everywhere*
Everyone: (she's f**king insane)
Me IRL: HAHA!

Ink: USE THE MAGIC THAT YOU HAVE DAMNIT!!!
Me IRL: I WOULD IF I COULD RIGHT NOW
Yume: *left to get help*

Spamton: OR.. So... I... Thought.

Me IRL: *SCREECH*
Ink: OW-

Spamton: WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS?! WHY AM I NOT [[Big]] ENOUGH?! IT'S STILL DARK... SO DARK!!

Me IRL: (damn it would be nice if I had the help of the six human souls right now-)
Ink: (your wish is my command. Just gotta steal them from Asgore)
Me IRL: (K) *SCREECH*

Spamton: M.

Me IRL: WHAT.

(Spamton moves closer to M.)
Spamton: M. M. M.

Me IRL: W H A T

Spamton: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU.