Ok

Damn bro
Sounds like you need some salami

Hmmm start reasearching on better armour and guns for soldiers

The UK is beefing up its military

HEY! SPEAKING OF [Beef] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DELICIOUS [Beef] FARMED IN ROMANIA?

The UK says no

Ok

Romania offers to sell the UK beef grown in Romania

The What

i think south korea is fine without japan overstepping its boundaries, what is this, WWII?
does the US need to teach them another lesson?

Japan became communist

o frick i thought you were joking but there’s a fricking communist running there-

the hell happened here

Can I expand my exports to asia and africa as well?

Japan refuses to trade with the West, maybe Thailand or Pakistan will be open to it

I’ll ask them

Now to invade the rest of my enemies-

Hahahahahah Nice try but no