-I don't care!

I’m gonna say the N word

Do ur rant

cock and ball torture, "CBT", is a sexual activity involving applying pain or constriction to the male genitals

one second i gotta wait until my mom leaves -

yo i can say it

say what?????

the cock

then s a y i t

c o c c u w u

The fitness gram pacer test speech

n o

the eggman rant

what is it?

Actually nvm do this one

I've come to make an announcement, elfiya is a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. Thats right, he took his sex joke glowing dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my image flip dot com, Elfiya, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO GLOW, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k MSMG. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on MSMG. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE FUN STREAM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SAUCE? I PISSED ON THE FUN STREAM YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT F**KING MSMG. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I CAN’T DO ANYTHING! I’M IN A FOCKEN WHEELCHEH! I got hepatitis C.. I can’t bounce around, or do magic, or tell jokes, I cant even turn into the devilsknife.. my life is misery, misery, it’s pointless, pointless.. Hey, at least I have this wheelcheh. (And the wheel’s broken..)

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